Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her

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(314): View more from Missouri

i don't want you to think of me as your TA

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity

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(602): View more from Arizona

Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.

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(214): View more from Texas

It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.

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