you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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