turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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