who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Let's paint friendship bongs
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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