You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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