i don't like sucking hair
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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