its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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