But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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