i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you made out with another girl for some wings
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
