After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Randomize
