I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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