physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
