How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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