So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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