i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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