The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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