we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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