As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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