Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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