i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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