Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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