you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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