This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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