thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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