I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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