would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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