Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
