is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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