So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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