Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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