careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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