That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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