2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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