you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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