i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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