i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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