Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
...so i touched it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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