I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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