you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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