I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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