It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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