I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She even gives head with a lisp.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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