"it" just moved
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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