Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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