Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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