My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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