We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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