its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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