I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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