I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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