what if I'm pregnant?
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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