You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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