Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
high people should be assigned attendants
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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